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The super rare ‘Penis Cactus Monstrose Crested’ is a one-of-a-kind addition to any plant collection, known as much for its humorous appearance as for its botanical rarity. This unrooted cutting comes from a uniquely mutated form of Trichocereus bridgesii monstrose, further enhanced by a cresting growth pattern that transforms the plant into a surreal, living sculpture. With swollen, contorted columns and fleshy lobes that resemble a certain part of the human anatomy, this cactus is both a natural marvel and a guaranteed conversation starter.

 

What sets this cultivar apart is the combination of two distinct and rare mutations. The “monstrose” form causes irregular, knobby, and unpredictable growth, while the “crested” mutation pushes the plant to grow in wide, fan-like formations rather than its typical columnar shape. Together, these traits produce an extraordinary cactus that twists, folds, and undulates in ways that defy normal structure—each plant growing in its own bizarre, artistic form. No two are ever alike, making every cutting a unique, living artwork.

 

Beyond its unusual appearance, the ‘Penis Cactus Monstrose Crested’ is surprisingly easy to care for. It thrives in bright, indirect light and requires very little water, making it ideal for  cacti lovers, collectors of rare specimens, or anyone with a quirky sense of humor. 

 

This plant is highly sought after by enthusiasts worldwide and is rarely available in this form. Whether you’re looking to add a rare gem to your cactus collection or simply want a plant that makes everyone do a double take, the ‘Penis Cactus Monstrose Crested’ delivers in both rarity and charm.

 

Caution: Toxic if eaten.

Trichocereus Bridgesii Monstrose Crested - Unrooted cutting

SKU: TBMC1
£39.99Price
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  • Please ensure that you have your substrate and pot ready for your new plant! Sending plants bare rooted is the safest way to protect them, from damage in transit and rot.

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